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my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
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*goes to a poetry slam and recites the entire pepe silvia monologue from it’s always sunny*
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Source: stanleypuberick
how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
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Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
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They had it comin’ all along. ’Cause if they used us and they abused us. How could they tell us that we were wrong?
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